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Rue the day
I would call everyone with an ATV and hunting dogs to volunteer to go with me and my trusty side-arm "The Judge" and find the son of a bitches and introduce them to their 72 virgins and Allah. Asa lama lakum my ass. You be upon pieces.

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the_capital_t
the_capital_t franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Rue the day
Don't you remember the Oklahoma City bombing? Everyone immediately assumed Muslim extremists were behind it. And, as I recall, they weren't. Tim McVeigh and the other white guys from Michigan were.
PeterHayden
PeterHayden all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Rue the day
And who else would it be?
the_capital_t
the_capital_t franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Rue the day
Um, I missed the part where Alaskan_Veteran said the attack was carried out by Muslim extremists.
RayneR
RayneR HOFer
over 3 years ago
re: Rue the day
LolZ nice method !!! :P
Feets
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 49  VOTES: 7
KEYWORDS: president
DATE ENTERED: Jun 13, 2008 08:05:53am PDT
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