competition: » Secret Code Talk

My friends and I use it all the time. There has been an evolution of gay lingo over the years...here are some examples:
Chuva = if you want to replace any verb or noun or any word
eg. I'm not sure if I want to CHUVA because it's just freaking CHUVA.
hungry - guTOM ( in Filipino) =
TOMmy Lee Jones or Tom Cruise
eg. This CHUVA is taking so long. I'm TOMmy Lee Jones already.

LAFANG - (noun)Food or (verb) to eat
This CHUVA is taking so long. I'm TOM Cruise already. What are we gonna LAFANG?

ERNA = (noun)poop
v. -ing, -ed
eg. This CHUVA is taking so long. I'm ERNA-ing soon. After this big ERNA, I am going to LAFANG the whole CHUVA day.