competition: Dumbest thing I did as a kid

There was this one kid when we were like 11 I would get annoyed even just by looking at him. One day I made a bunch of mud balls in our backyard, then I threw a bunch of em' on his white shirt. He came back with his dad, luckily I smeared my shirt, I told his father he started it, even though he didn't do anything and he got his ass whooped. Hehe.