competition: Longest sentence with no "A"

The most nerve tingling thing in developing a sentence with no "first letter of the english tounge" is you can not use words like the word that defines the very United country I live in, or the popular get together spot for teens over the weekends which uses two nouns combined, one type of fruit, the other is your common stinging inset; the food there is quite good, could be the best in the region of this town but with out that "first letter of the english tounge" there would be no "consuming good in the neighborhood" but just old style burgers with fries