competition: Next NBA Expansion Team (ibeatyou NBA All-Star)

Because the Nets are about to abandon NJ and flee with Jay-Z and LeBron to Brooklyn, NJ will need another team.

City: Newark (cuz it really needs something positive for once)
Name: Turnpikes
Mascot: Tony Soprano look-alike

We might not be champs, but we'll beat the crap outta any teams that cross us. Think Bad Boyz of Jersey. Exit 15W babyyyy!