competition: The Funniest Jokes You've Never Heard! (Rules!)

2 tourist went into the jungle ... then they heard som steps in the far ... and they ran ... but then they were sorrounded by Waka laka's ! 1 tourist climbed up a tree, and the other tourist got .. banged ... and then the waka laka's walked away ... then 1 hour later they were back ! the sae tourist climbed the tree and they banged the same poor tourist again :( .. then 2 hours later the frkn Waka laka's were back agaiN! and as u know .. the tourist was about to climb the tree but then the banged tourist said .. "NO, this tim i go up .. u stay here!" and so they switched .. The waka laka's stopped and said "WAKAA WE TOOK HIM TWICE! GO FOR THE DOUCHE IN THE TREE!" - Haha