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1. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A Banana...
El-If-I-No
Hip-hopapotamus
2. Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause Fish don't go to school...
He was one smelly Fish
Cause he was caught with seaweed.
3. WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
Boo-Bee!
Boobs
AHH! A Bee*Runs Away*
4. The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and I said
Dust
Yo Momma!
5. What do you call a Sheep with no legs?
A Sheep with no legs?
A Cloud
Dyslexic
6. What do they say about guys with big feet...
I unno...
BIG SHOES!
He has a big pe...WHAT!?
7. A policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She asks him to step out of his car. He does so. She says,"Anything you say can and will be used against you"
He replys "BREASTS"!
And...
HA-A woman Policeman-Fantastic!
8. How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Kill it again!
Cut It's nose off
Hit it with a mallet
9. What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Use them again?
This is sick!
Like Ewwww
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
10. One day, This person took this quiz and Beat It....
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JonnyBoy
Jul 23, 2010
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