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The Pun Quiz! Quiz
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1. If the sky had feelings..
It would cry on your face!
It'd be blue! :D
It'd eat a sammich!
It's not this answer.
2. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang...
So I threw it.
I like potato! Yes, potato.
But eventually it came back to me.
So I went to Australia.
3. A bicycle can't stand on its own..
So you need a kick stand.
But it can dance.
But it can stand for change.
Because it is two-tired.
4. To write with a broken pencil is...
Pointless.
Dumb.
Impossible.
Riff Raff.
5. When the Cable guy got married..
I could see in HD.
I was a little person.
The reception was excellent.
Your mom.
6. A cardboard belt would be..
Freakin Awesome!
A "waist" of paper.
A belt of cardboard.
Too much info.
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours...
Not your cheese.
Their cheese.
Bigfoot's cheese.
Nacho cheese!
8. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords...
Ribbit.
Meow.
HE-HAW
So they can't "croak."
9. Those who throw dirt...
Are sure to lose ground.
Get dirty.
Aren't throwing plastic.
Are sure to eat a worm.
10. I saw a beaver movie last night...
O rly?
Ya rly!
It was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Fo rly.
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MindLoch
Jan 13, 2009
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