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Conservatives Quiz
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1. How Do Conservatives Feel About Native Americans?
Columbus Merely Saved Them From Themselves
It's Called Manifest Destiny Bitch
Their Music Could Use More Fiddle
2. When Approaching An Injured Fawn, A Conservative Will :
Spray It One More Time With His Assault Rifle
Hold A Press Confrence And Blame It On The Dem's
Comment On How Injured Fawns Are Getting A Free Ride
3. According To Conservatives, Illegal Mexicans Should :
Understand English When I Speak It Loudly And Slowly
Get My Oxycontin Cheaper Than That Guy At The Park
Cut My F___ing Putting Green More Carefully Next Time
4. Jesus.....
Was Only A Pretend Jew
Actually Wrote The Second Amendment
Was A White Guy With A Burt Reynolds Haircut
5. My Lovely Conservative Wife.....
Has A Pet Name For Her Depression.... "Mr. Monday Face"
Holds My Cigar During Cunnilingus
Somehow Wriggled Free Of Her Kitchen Chains Again
6. The Bible Clearly Says That......
Jesus Died For My Favorite Football Team
The Toyota Prius Is For Pussies
Minorities Should Not Overcook My Fajita's
7. Ronald Reagan Was.....
Was Really Only Shot With Gummi Bears
Nancy's Ticket To Free Coffee
The Original Composer Of AC/DC's "Back In Black"...
8. Rush Limbaugh.....
Ironically Once Trampled By An Elephant
Celebrates "The Limbaugh Family Pain Free Christmas"
Calls His Penis "My Golden Microphone"
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Jun 19, 2010
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