2100 results for 'excuse' in entries

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lady barbara
entry: Lady Barbara
"Everyday someone says "oh excuse me I thought you were Oprah"
rating: 2.8   views: 12307
keywords: Just Me Just Me
excuses excuses...
entry: Excuses excuses...
Here is my 20th attempt to go longer than 20 seconds. Calling out GR8CONSPIR8R and TJ!!!!
rating: 2.3   views: 4314
keywords: cash warren, the stare
ummmmmm
entry: Ummmmmm
only works once, because you will probably get fired.
rating: 3.2   views: 2465
keywords: work,Glaucoma
not paying for bills
entry: Not paying for bills
Money headaches - they won't pay for their share of the bills... If they don't have a job, too lazy to go get one and always comes up with the stupidest excuses. Time to get kicked out!!!
rating: 3.2   views: 1893
keywords: Not paying for bills
what the...
entry: What the...
It's kinda blurry; I took that photo in our car when I was in the Philippines on my way to Baguio
rating: 3.5   views: 1834
chasing the ice cream truck
entry: Chasing the Ice Cream Truck
I work on the field and nothing is as hypnotic as ice cream music. I can't help but excuse myself from a client and start running for the ice cream man.
rating: 3   views: 1458
um...
entry: um...
eww i got peed on
rating: 3   views: 1353
keywords: excuse
funny reason
entry: Funny reason
funny excuse
rating: 2.7   views: 1258
keywords: reason excuse to be late
best excuse
entry: best excuse
excuse
rating: 2.8   views: 1105
keywords: who cares
best one time excuse for missing work
entry: Best ONE time excuse for missing work
best excuse!
rating: 2.9   views: 1186
keywords: swithced at birth
leukophobia
entry: Leukophobia
seriously! they have drugs for it now...not FDA approved yet :(
rating: 2.9   views: 1260
i can't come into work...
entry: I can't come into work...
...
rating: 2.9   views: 1209
keywords: work, excuse
excuse me young man
entry: Excuse Me Young Man
--So many choices--
rating: 2.8   views: 1141
keywords: yes
excuse
entry: excuse
XD
rating: 2.6   views: 972
keywords: mport9491
car probs.
entry: car probs.
no excuses!!!
rating: 2.9   views: 1042
keywords: carproblems
best excuse for missing work
entry: best excuse for missing work
my stupied cousin actually tried this
rating: 2.6   views: 1070
keywords: missing work
drunk!
entry: drunk!
truely happened!
rating: 2.6   views: 1118
keywords: disneymaniac1
excuse my beauty
entry: Excuse My Beauty
Hilarious Tranny gets arrested
rating: 3.9   views: 1062
competition: Best Tranny
keywords: arrest, cops, tranny
family emergency
entry: Family Emergency
I'd say this, then make up something like my grandma had a stroke. Even though I don't have any gramma's hehe.. Works once every two months haha.
rating: 2.2   views: 1123
keywords: charleeeboy charlee
another excuse
entry: Another excuse
Poor mother
rating: 2.8   views: 1022
period
entry: Period
Works PERFECTLY on male teachers..lol
rating: 2.9   views: 1107
keywords: teachers
joshie's big red rant! yeee!
entry: jOSHiE'S BIG RED RANT! YEEE!
PLEASE EXCUSE my aimless and at time boring rant! HAHA BUT what else r we supposed to do while we wait for our face to burn! You cam try to stick w/ the 7 mins or just SKIP AROUND! YEEEEE! ENJOY!
rating: 4.1   views: 1135
gf troubles
entry: GF troubles
Works once, and only once, but its GOLD.
rating: 2.5   views: 1094
keywords: Excuse
raccoon
entry: Raccoon
Joey, from Friends' excuse for everything always involves a raccoon.
rating: 2.7   views: 1073
dog
entry: dog
i've heard so many people use it and it always work
rating: 2.6   views: 1063
keywords: sick dog
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