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"Everyday someone says "oh excuse me I thought you were Oprah"
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Here is my 20th attempt to go longer than 20 seconds. Calling out GR8CONSPIR8R and TJ!!!!
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only works once, because you will probably get fired.
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Money headaches - they won't pay for their share of the bills... If they don't have a job, too lazy to go get one and always comes up with the stupidest excuses. Time to get kicked out!!!
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It's kinda blurry; I took that photo in our car when I was in the Philippines on my way to Baguio
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I work on the field and nothing is as hypnotic as ice cream music. I can't help but excuse myself from a client and start running for the ice cream man.
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eww i got peed on
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funny excuse
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excuse
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best excuse!
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seriously! they have drugs for it now...not FDA approved yet :(
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--So many choices--
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XD
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no excuses!!!
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my stupied cousin actually tried this
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truely happened!
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Hilarious Tranny gets arrested
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I'd say this, then make up something like my grandma had a stroke. Even though I don't have any gramma's hehe.. Works once every two months haha.
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Poor mother
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Works PERFECTLY on male teachers..lol
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PLEASE EXCUSE my aimless and at time boring rant! HAHA BUT what else r we supposed to do while we wait for our face to burn! You cam try to stick w/ the 7 mins or just SKIP AROUND! YEEEEE! ENJOY!
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Works once, and only once, but its GOLD.
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Joey, from Friends' excuse for everything always involves a raccoon.
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i've heard so many people use it and it always work
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