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at least now she's gone
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Can only use this once or your bosses will think you are a dumbass for going to the same restaurant or will know you are lying then.
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love missing work, its the highlight of my week
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i dont know
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used it before
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a fact
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If this isn't promptly followed by the other party hanging up, then I'd suggest the witness protection program.
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BULLDOZER
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you gotta be honest sometimes =P
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stripper excuse lol
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Start off with unbelievable things, and end with somethig serious
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well its true
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Then act all sad and offended.
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sorry i was to busy on i beat u dot com making an excuse
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Super insperational. Maybe you're just making excuses.
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late?
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I just thought of it from TV
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hahahaha
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haha this kid lmao
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LOL. Just an excuse to put up a pic of my new hair colour. :p
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My most sparkly shirt i got in a store lol forget which
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LOL..
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CHICKEN
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