2100 results for 'excuse' in entries

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fat teacher
entry: fat teacher
at least now she's gone
rating: 2.6   views: 1057
keywords: funny, ickky, excuses
bad sushi
entry: Bad Sushi
Can only use this once or your bosses will think you are a dumbass for going to the same restaurant or will know you are lying then.
rating: 2.7   views: 1057
keywords: bad sushi
missing work
entry: Missing work
love missing work, its the highlight of my week
rating: 2.5   views: 1053
keywords: work, hard, employees
my entry
entry: my entry
i dont know
rating: 2.6   views: 1037
keywords: funny
common
entry: Common
used it before
rating: 2.5   views: 1024
keywords: huh?
best excuse
entry: Best excuse
a fact
rating: 2.6   views: 839
keywords: 5
desperation fuels theatrics
entry: desperation fuels theatrics
If this isn't promptly followed by the other party hanging up, then I'd suggest the witness protection program.
rating: 3.8   views: 1011
sneak attack
entry: SNEAK ATTACK
BULLDOZER
rating: 2.4   views: 999
keywords: BULLDOZER
the truth
entry: the truth
you gotta be honest sometimes =P
rating: 2.7   views: 940
keywords: excuse class
wedding excuses
entry: wedding excuses
stripper excuse lol
rating: 2.6   views: 818
keywords: stripper
excuses
entry: Excuses
Start off with unbelievable things, and end with somethig serious
rating: 3.5   views: 716
keywords: Awesome
sorry i was late...
entry: sorry i was late...
well its true
rating: 2.6   views: 898
keywords: rosie
what wedding?
entry: What Wedding?
Then act all sad and offended.
rating: 2.7   views: 888
sorry teacher
entry: sorry teacher
sorry i was to busy on i beat u dot com making an excuse
rating: 2.6   views: 865
maybe: michael jordan
entry: Maybe: Michael Jordan
Super insperational. Maybe you're just making excuses.
rating: 3.3   views: 858
keywords: Michael Jordan
my excuse
entry: my excuse
...
rating: 0   views: 747
keywords: ...
no im not late :)
entry: no im not late :)
late?
rating: 3.3   views: 813
keywords: late for class
cheater
entry: cheater
...
rating: 3.4   views: 805
keywords: emelia
best excuse for a date
entry: Best excuse for a date
I just thought of it from TV
rating: 3.6   views: 714
keywords: FUNNY!!!!!!!
the jerk
entry: the jerk
hahahaha
rating: 3.6   views: 793
keywords: the jerk
i gotta save the planet
entry: I gotta save the planet
haha this kid lmao
rating: 2.5   views: 791
keywords: funny
sci-fi sexy? maybe?
entry: Sci-fi Sexy? Maybe?
LOL. Just an excuse to put up a pic of my new hair colour. :p
rating: 3.2   views: 815
keywords: cute hot cute hot
excuse me im v.i.p
entry: Excuse me im v.i.p
My most sparkly shirt i got in a store lol forget which
rating: 3   views: 759
competition: Best T-shirt Saying
keywords: V.I.P
speeding excuse
entry: Speeding Excuse
LOL..
rating: 3.7   views: 680
oops!!!
entry: OOPs!!!
CHICKEN
rating: 3.7   views: 752
keywords: YO
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