smacktalk

done and done!

Ooooh...I can't wait! Then again, I don't have far to fall, because I'm not all that important. But try you must, I guess...;P

You are a glutton for punishment - bringing Jennifer Esposito against Paz Vega, Penelope Cruz, and the infernally hot Elsa Pataky! :) How are you?

oh am I? Maybe I'll just bring them all cupcakes again!

Do you need me to call and sing you a lullaby? lol

isn't it past your bedtime?

What's going on, sir? Did you have a good holiday???

Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! what's up long lost lover?

Haha, thanks for rubbing it in!

Happy Thanksgiving!

fear me. rahhh

i meant boston.

not bad...just chillin...hows seattle?

haha it's all good. i know stanford is pretty bad this year. give em a few years...

thanks bud. I mean Rose Bowl? I'll take it. Beat up on those West Coast folk.

I'm already awesome! Meeting DV is going to make me EXTRA AWESOME! And meeting you would make me EXTRA, EXTRA Awesome!

hey just wanted to say hi

is it good smartass? LOL how are ya my love? whatcha up to?

yeah yeah...it's not stanford's time right now...maybe next year

W00T!!

As of Sunday, in TWO WEEKS!

yup, wally's still there...stalking & all ;) gonna take a lil break sweets. catch u later. xoxo

so gross. UCLA has no offense. howland needs to figure that out. hows cal doing?

i think i'll let you amuse yourself w/thoughts of drinking me under the table & picking me up ;) P.S. I haven't puked since i was in diapers. Bring it on baby!

oh really? 1st i thought that was a threat...then i realized you're just tryin' to pick me up! LOL!

last night baby. and neither...they can't keep up with me! i'm a maniac...didn't u know? mean green drinkin' machine ;)

then i'd say the seat of your pants is the idiot savant!

you're the bestest...can you make that pinkberry instead? thanks luv! seriously though...had you seen tiz's page about the platforms b4 u wrote that? u crack me up!

New battlecry is your best one yet! Scoring major brownie points! drank miracle grow for months...didn't do shit!

OMG I think I just pee'd my pants. Seriously ROFLMAO! You are not only ubiquitous but omniscient as well! I think you may also possess some super powers that enable you to be on multiple pages @ once!

1st you call me trouble, then you call me an idiot! LMAO..j/k. i'm flattered...what did i do to deserve that title?

no babe...call 411 cuz i don't know where my head is at!

Yeah - we now call Jason Campbell either 'JC', 'the savior', or 'the messiah.' I'm probably going to go to the Niners v. Skins game in Dec...I'll send you some pics of us stomping in your yard...

aaaaah, sports talk...yeah, you can have that conversation w/tiz :) too early in the hangover...i mean day...for me :)

That's why I stick to the NFL. Short season and my Redskins are usually competitive (if not awesome). I guess I have too short an attention span... What were we talking about? ;P

I hear ya! I can't get in to NCAA before February and Conference Championships...and I don't even think about the NBA until later, because it's such a long season...

the truth? am I hungover or do i jst not know what you're talking about?

trouble? who u callin' trouble? eh, who am I kidding, I am! ;) how r u ma king?

Know what I mean, Vern?

I'm an NFL guy, but I dabble in college sports, too. If you don't know who Michael Crabtree is at this point in the season, you aren't a man...;P But thanks...

Much the same here. Just waitin' to see a little Crabtree action...;P

I hear ya! And thanks... How is your Saturday going???

lol! You're right, sir! You're right! And your new battle cry is hilarious, too!

Hahaha...You're right. I haven't changed.

I'm sure I would!

oh shucks! thanks ;)

A present for me?? You know its my Birthday before Christmas, does that mean I get 2 presents? lol, jk

well, there are a number of great places to go here, we arre blessed with lots of good food and wine in Australia!

norcal, please help, I have not had wine in one week, what should I do? lol

Awwwww...poor Bruins. You're hilarious, my friend! Happy Friday!